Life is chaos, Give me more!: Look what I did!

Ryanisms

Yeah and I was stomping the virgins!
Tanie, Do you like peckers?
I knew this is what I wanted!!! ~ Said Ryan as he opened his Christmas present.
Katie here's your I Pod! ~ it was a pirate eyepatch!
I want to sell Aaron!
I said today on the way to the Dr office with Aaron and Ryan..."I'm a rotten mom." To which Ryan replied quite quickly..."No you're not!" Thanks little buddy!
ABCDEFG...Thank you God for feeding me!
Ryan said "Oh her pecker fell off!" when he observed my friend Jess changing her daughter's diaper.
It smells like Morons in here. He meant it smelled like Clorox in here. Chris was cleaning bathrooms.
After asking Ryan how his bumps grew up he said..."I put water on them."
Mommy my bumps are growing up!~meaning his arms muscles
I think you're having another baby ~ this is what Ryan said after I told him I wasn't feeling very good. I have a COLD!
Next time mommy you give me a bag with a Webkinz in it, you can give me a pink Googles! It's on my LIST!
I'm a Human!!!! I didn't come from no seed or EGG!
Mommy, they didn't have any HUMANS at the zoo.
Chris asked Ryan why he was crying after his bath..."My pecker is long!"
Looking at the map of the zoo, Ryan says "So over here is grandma's house..."
Daddy, I don't want this. It tastes like shit.
Mommy, Those sure are pretty girls.
I just want to have a little bit of fun mommy!
I want long hair, like the girls.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen!
I did a good job! ~ after running the .5 mile in the Fargo Marathon
I love NAKED Crayons!
Don't touch my chicken!
I'm getting a snack, Punk!
That Easter bunny was sneaky, putting all those eggs on the stairs. Right, Meghan? Sneaky?
Daddy has a hammer! - Ryan told me this after he heard me say daddy doesn't have a sense of HUMOR!
We're Best Friends! ~ About his brother Aaron
Oh, I found a pecker!
Are you human, daddy?