Last night I worked the most beautiful wedding we have ever had at the country club. It was for the daughter of a member. She is an optometrist and has her own clinic in town. They rented table cloths, chaircovers, black sashes, charger plates etc for the big event. The doors were tied off and the blinds were closed so that NO ONE could see the room before they were seated for dinner. Limos were hired to take people home at the end of the evening. We butler passed sweet bacon, shrimp, pesto torte and spanokapitas as well as champagne with raspberries in it. White wine too. Every table had red and white wine on it and it was open bar all night. Their tab for the food and wine alone was over $20,000!!!!!!!!!! It was unreal! The bride was gorgeous and wow is all I can say!!!
I knew this is what I wanted!!! ~ Said Ryan as he opened his Christmas present.
Katie here's your I Pod! ~ it was a pirate eyepatch!
I want to sell Aaron!
I said today on the way to the Dr office with Aaron and Ryan..."I'm a rotten mom." To which Ryan replied quite quickly..."No you're not!" Thanks little buddy!
ABCDEFG...Thank you God for feeding me!
Ryan said "Oh her pecker fell off!" when he observed my friend Jess changing her daughter's diaper.
It smells like Morons in here. He meant it smelled like Clorox in here. Chris was cleaning bathrooms.
After asking Ryan how his bumps grew up he said..."I put water on them."
Mommy my bumps are growing up!~meaning his arms muscles
I think you're having another baby ~ this is what Ryan said after I told him I wasn't feeling very good. I have a COLD!
Next time mommy you give me a bag with a Webkinz in it, you can give me a pink Googles! It's on my LIST!
I'm a Human!!!! I didn't come from no seed or EGG!
Mommy, they didn't have any HUMANS at the zoo.
Chris asked Ryan why he was crying after his bath..."My pecker is long!"
Looking at the map of the zoo, Ryan says "So over here is grandma's house..."
Daddy, I don't want this. It tastes like shit.
Mommy, Those sure are pretty girls.
I just want to have a little bit of fun mommy!
I want long hair, like the girls.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen!
I did a good job! ~ after running the .5 mile in the Fargo Marathon
I love NAKED Crayons!
Don't touch my chicken!
I'm getting a snack, Punk!
That Easter bunny was sneaky, putting all those eggs on the stairs. Right, Meghan? Sneaky?
Daddy has a hammer! - Ryan told me this after he heard me say daddy doesn't have a sense of HUMOR!
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